:: H1N1 ::

To be sung in the tune of "New York" by Frank Sinatra

Stop spreading the Flu,
Don't come here today,
I don't-want to be a part of it,
H1N1

These renegade germs,
Are longing to stray,
Right into all our pretty noses,
H1N1

I don't-want to wake up,
In a bedroom fill with drips,
I can't swallow the pills,
I just feel like some sh*t!

Don't give me the blues,
Just stay far away,
I don't-want to catch any of it,
H1N1

So just keep your - distance there,
And don't come - somewhere near,
Just stay away,
H1N1